DIRT FLIRT — All Purpose Cleaner
Tough on grime, easy on the nose.
Meet the sassiest thing to ever hit your spray bottle. Dirt Flirt is a plant-powered, alcohol-enhanced, grease-fighting heartthrob that leaves your surfaces squeaky clean and smelling like a damn dream.
💦 What’s inside:
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Plant-based surfactants
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Quick-drying alcohol
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Benzalkonium Chloride (aka: dirt’s worst enemy)
✅ Safe for:
• Countertops
• Sealed floors
• Appliances
• Finished wood & tile
• Walls that have seen too much
🚫 Avoid on:
• Unsealed stone
• Unfinished wood
• Carpet or fabric (we clean, not magic)
🌟 Available in 8 of our top-tier scents—from Mahogany Woods to Wildflower Rebel.
Get dirty. Clean sassily.
Country Hippie Co. — Where even your cleaner flirts back. 💁♀️